Top Ten Messages Left on Alex Rodriguez’s Answering Machine
10 “Hey, it’s Mark McGwire, want to get together this weekend and not talk about the past?”
9 “Joe Torre here, thanks for helping book sales.”8 “Could you find a steroid that keeps you from choking in the playoffs?”
7 “Are you worried this will taint all the championships you didn’t win?”
6 “Hi, it’s Bernie Madoff. Nice try, but I’m still the most hated man in NYC.”
5 “Michael Phelps here, got any snacks?”
4 “Hi, this is Sammy Sosa, just pretend you don’t speak English.”
3 “Michael Phelps again, did I call you or did you call me?”
2 “Hi this is Rod Blagojevich, I’ll say you’re innocent if you say I am.” and the Number One Message Left on Alex Rodriguez’s Answering Machine: 1 “It’s Madonna. You got a phone number for Jeter?” Watch the video here.
